i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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