My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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