She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Randomize
