I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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