Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Randomize
