Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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