just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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