What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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