Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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