I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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