I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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