He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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