At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Randomize
