Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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