so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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