3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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