one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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