i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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