Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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