I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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