You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize