That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm too high and old for this...
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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