We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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