North Korea, Best Korea!
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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