put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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