If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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