MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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