have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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