I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
