Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
either way he was missing a nipple.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
