1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
are you so shy because you have an std?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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