so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
