Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
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