is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I love you.
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