is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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