So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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