Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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