Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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