Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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