She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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