what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
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Goodbee
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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