i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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