But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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