spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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