1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Found your dick twin last night
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
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