I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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