I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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