i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Be still, my beating vagina.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Randomize
