i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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