what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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